I present to you, Simon – aka El Papi Chulo, Chubba Wubba, The Orange Crusher, or Woolly Bully. He is a sweet cat, but he is on a diet. When I bring my cats to my mom’s house, Simon scares my kitties because he is on the hunt for their food. Sometimes we just see his ears on the staircase coming up ^.^ That’s when I start making “Jaws” music. At 23 lbs., I believe he qualifies as a “Stuffed Animal”.